United States of Trying My Best Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
United States of Trying My Best Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
Official seal. Unofficial mood.
The United States of Trying My Best tee takes a familiar symbol and gently lowers its expectations. Front and center, a slightly worn, deeply relatable eagle does what it can, which is… enough. Most days.
Printed as a vintage-style faux seal, the design reads like a government stamp for anyone operating at 73% capacity and still showing up anyway. It’s not loud. It doesn’t need to be. It just quietly says, “we’re doing our best here,” and lets the room sit with that.
The garment-dyed cotton gives it that already-broken-in feel, like a favorite shirt you didn’t have to earn. Structured but soft. Dependable but not trying too hard. Kind of like you.
Wear it when you’re functioning. Wear it when you’re pretending to function. Either way, it counts.
Product Features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Garment-dyed after construction for a soft color and lived-in texture
- Double-needle stitching on all seams for reinforced durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label for consistent fit
Image on the t-shirt:
Size Guide
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve (from center back, in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.25 | 26.62 | 16.25 |
| M | 20.25 | 28.00 | 17.75 |
| L | 22.00 | 29.37 | 19.00 |
| XL | 24.00 | 30.75 | 20.50 |
| 2XL | 26.00 | 31.62 | 21.75 |
| 3XL | 27.75 | 32.50 | 23.25 |
Size tolerance: ±1.5 inches
Care Instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
Production & Shipping (Print-on-Demand)
This product is made to order just for you. That means no mass production, less waste, and a more intentional purchase.
- Please allow ~2 weeks for production and shipping
- Some items may be fulfilled by trusted international partners to ensure faster delivery and consistent quality
- Slight variations in color and print placement may occur